LOTTO

One night I stepped out the front door of my building and seven PACE Univ. co-eds were walking by quite drunk, and one pointed at me and said “LOOK, there is ANOTHER ONE, why are all you males such F*ing cheaters?” I looked at them and said “It’s like the LOTTO; you can’t win if you don’t play!” They looked confused for a moment as they had not expected any answer and then they walked by but did not laugh.

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Once years ago, a young woman on a bike saw me in the city and called to me something like “Harry is that YOU?” and I answered “I COULD be if you want me too.” She shook her head and peddled a hasty retreat.

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